tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78885932024-03-23T12:59:04.638-05:00Tails of Cat Woman<center>I'm cool and free. I like to roam and prowl. I'm NOCTURNAL<em><br>I AM GATUVELA</center></em> </br><center> <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1073/675950155_2e5520f860_o.gif" /></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.comBlogger349125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-90806626352921416342009-08-06T18:27:00.003-05:002009-08-06T18:54:17.585-05:00MY LIFE ACCORDING TO "THE WHO"<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to other people, including me. You can't use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (artist name)"<br /><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3796740426_09eeb2f853_m.jpg" /><br />My Life According to The Who<br />Pick your Artist: The Who<br />Are you a male or female? Glow Girl<br />Describe yourself: Seeker<br />How do you feel: No Road Romance<br />Describe where you currently live: Cook’s County<br />If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Armenia City In The Sky<br />Your favorite form of transportation: Jaguar</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Your best friend is: Baba O'Riley</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;">Your favorite color is: Blue Red and Grey<br />Your favorite food is: Heinz Baked Beans<br />Your favorite drink is: Happy Jack<br />What's the weather like: Sunrise<br />Favorite time of the day: 5:15<br />If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: One Life’s Enough<br />What is life to you: Sea and Sand<br />Your relationships: Had Enough<br />Your fear: Boris the Spider<br />What is the best advice you have to give: Man is a Man<br />If you could change your name, you would change it to: Athena<br />Thought for the Day: Wont Get Fooled Again<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"></span>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-84777559336103313952009-07-26T11:29:00.003-05:002009-07-26T12:55:48.621-05:00It appears to me that bad fashion sense has become a fad. Bad clothes, ill fitting clothes, bad, ridiculous and outrageous hair styles as well. It seems like if there's one click of ladies or men, who are fashion nerds, there are scores of idiots who see them and think, "cool I must look like these people". OMG Why and how are people so blind to how bad they dress or how awful their hair is? I wonder if it ever occurred to people who wear bad hair styles, to ever open up a hair style magazine. If they did, they would see no one in it is wearing the hair style they are sporting. And in some cases they can go back a few hundred issues to see that their hair style hasn't been in vogue since perhaps circa 1976 or 1984. There are so many who blindly think that skin tight dresses emphasizing an enormous ass is the way to go. Or wearing pants so low that drawers or thongs show is cool, sexy, classy or as we say in Chicago "sharp". I'm sorry but it seems like fashion itself is getting ridiculous. Selling men's shorts that go down to the ankles makes me want to vomit blood. Birkenstocks need to be outlawed for being FUGLY as satanic beings. So do most styles Earth shoes and all their other arch support "good for your feet" sisters and European cousins. I spent a fraction on a pair of Mephisto thong sandals at Overstock.com and got lots of compliments. Mephisto has some great styles lately. Just as good as Birkenstock if not better. Sofft makes both pretty and comfortable sandals and shoes and lower prices as well. There is no financial excuse for bad dressing or wearing ill fitting clothes. Both me and a BFF can go to TJ Max and get stuff off a final clearance rack and come out looking like Salma Hayek or Halle Berry. Hell I can go to a resale shop and come out with an awesome outfit. So no excuses people. I don't wanna hear it.CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-74850798081093770812009-07-20T21:33:00.002-05:002009-07-20T21:42:43.390-05:00After watching the Gene Simmons Family Jewels episode where Gene follows (stalks) his kids on their Mexico trip, and saw a tour they did where they went zip lining aka aerial rope sliding. I WANT TO DO THAT! If any of ya'll don't know, but I am the girl Indiana Jones. I live for an adventure. Yup, done the bungee jumping, parasailing, white water rapid rafting, hot air ballooned, tattoos. If it's crazy, I've probably done it. If I can climb Kings Canyon in 104 degree heat, why can't I just zip line across one? I'm 50 now, so this should be a cake walk right? How complicated can this really be? I think it should be glorious. But where can I do this in the U.S.? Do I have to go to Panama or Mexico?CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-10218784113017321802009-07-04T12:17:00.034-05:002009-07-20T21:30:51.944-05:00SUMMERFEST 2009On a whim me and H. walked to Union Station and took a bus called Megabus to Milwaukee. Well we got our tickets and left a little later. They only charged us a couple dollars! When I use to see the ads a couple years ago, I thought it was a gimmick with a big catch. Well apparently not.<br />At Summerfest we saw that Paramour/No Doubt were doing a show at 7Pm. H. got tickets and we walked around. We saw lots of acts including some interesting Colombian or was it Equadorian musicians with guitars and whistles that hypnotised us. They were awesome. At seven the Paramour/No Doubt show started. Gwen was the bomb. After that we headed down towards the Harley Davidson stage. Along the way, Matisyahu was playing I think the Oasis stage. OMG he's a sight but can he JAM. He's so good, I'd trade my old Sean Paul cds for his. He's a bona fide reggae star. After awhile there, and as much as it personally pained us to walk away I had to see Judas Priest as they are one of my top 10 favourite bands of all time. Not to mention the fact that they were the main reason for even going to Summerfest. It was weather perfection. It couldn't have been more perfect. It was about 72 and overcast all day but there wasn't a drop of rain. On the beginning of the road trip, I Googled "Milwaukee B&B's" and the first one I called had a room available for a hundred bucks! It was awesome and we were fed well. Very very well. So well that a frogurt with fruit from Berry Chill on State Street was all we had that evening. We - I had fun. Dancing in the aisles at No Doubt, like (according to "H") a cross between Cindy Lauper and Gwen Stefani. And then head banging to metal tunes (still remembering all the words) by Priest like "Breaking the Law". LOL My comment to dat...... I may be 50 but I still ROCK!CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-66524580752971644592009-03-25T17:30:00.007-05:002011-11-28T13:46:42.894-06:00IS IT FUK OR IS IT FOOK?<strong><span style="color:#cc0000;"></span></strong><br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.tiefamedia.com/cat_gifs/images/more%20cat%20anims/cat26.gif" /></center><center><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong>OMG THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME</strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#cc0000;"><strong><br /></strong></span></center><center></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>I work in a physician's office and as I grabbed a couple patient charts, to get ready to call a couple patients to put in rooms. I spy the name of one of them and had to leave the area for a fit of hysteria. I infected the rest of the staff once I pointed to the chart. I was in tears and doubled over. I had one of those hyperventilation laugh attacks.</strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>The patient's name was Marsha Fuks. Yes Fuks!</strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>Marsha - Marsha - Marsha. Why did you keep this name????????? In all these years living in the U.S.A. why did you not ever change this? </strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>Maybe she's related to Joseph Kaka. Yes we had one of those a few years back and still tell the story about him to our office newbys.</strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>The tech grabbed a chart from the bin getting ready to call out the patient's name, when he paused. He thought, Oh hell no!, then decided to mispronounce it so that we didn't have a fit of laughter in our waiting room. He pronounced it as Mr Cake-ka. The gentleman popped up out of his seat and with his index finger straight up, corrected our man, saying, "It is Ka-ka". After the tech told me this, I did fall on the floor laughing. We all did again later at the end of the day when he told the rest of the staff and doctor.</strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>Well in this hellish economy, I have little luxuries, one is Vosges chocolate and the other is laughter. </strong></span></center><center><span style="color:#663366;"><strong>Thanks Mrs Fuks. I fuckin' needed that. </strong></span></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-16049328737121751182009-03-17T17:33:00.003-05:002009-03-17T17:40:28.642-05:00THE GREAT SUBWAY SANDWICH SCAM<center><img src="http://www.tiefamedia.com/cat_gifs/images/more%20cat%20anims/cat26.gif" /><br /><br />This week the sandwich king Subway, officially became charlatans 9.5 on a scale from 1 to 10.<br />I went in for a roast beef sandwich, Dasani and chips and paid $ 6.44.<br />At the end of the transaction, I got a receipt that said, “get $1.00 off your next 12” sandwich and 50¢ off of your 6”.<br />So today, being a nice day in the low 70’s, I went out again for the same thing.<br />The bill was $6.42.<br />I was stunned. I said to the clerk, “I don’t get it. Where am I getting 50¢ off here?”<br />Pointing out the bill total from the yesterdays receipt, saying that I had the exact same thing and that I’m only being charged 2¢ less.<br />Their answer to me was that the discount applied to sale of a sandwich only and not their meal. When you buy a sandwich with chips and a drink you are being charged for a “meal”. A fixed, bundled price.<br />Me,“Who the hell orders a sandwich only? Nice scam you’ve got going here”. I said it loud enough for everyone to hear. I got the 50¢ off my bill right away.<br />I recon it was “hush” money. LOL Lower your volume and get the hell out.<br />Subway, you are almost as bad as AIG corp. Rip off artists. Bottom line.<br />I was charged for each item individually. Thus giving me a total of a whopping 2¢ discount. </center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-59542741732569869822009-03-03T17:43:00.007-06:002009-03-17T17:40:52.257-05:00SMOKING A KITTY BONG?<span style="color:#990000;">Right! This guy is totally demented. He was arrested for putting his hyper kitten in his bong. With intention of mellowing it out. </span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">THEY CALL IT DOPE FOR A REASON.................</span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">God, I thought, I had heard it all. What a retard!</span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">Here's a part of the full article.</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Schomaker allegedly told deputies the kitten was high strung and needed to be put in the bong to keep it calm.<br />“The cat appeared to be very lethargic, somewhat in a sleeping state,” Jarrett said.<br />Capital Humane Society officials said they have taken X-rays and done other tests to see if the kitten has any long-term affects from the alleged abuse.<br />“The individual stated he had done this several times,” agent Bob Downey said.<br />The shelter workers said they are working with the sheriff's office and the county attorney to get custody of the animal so it can be put up for adoption.<br />“We'll find a home where it will not be subjected to this type of treatment anymore,” Downey said.<br />Schomaker was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty.<br />That charge could be upgraded to a felony if the kitten dies or has long-term effects from the alleged abuse.<br />A misdemeanor conviction could mean up to a year in jail time, a felony conviction would put Schomaker away for up to five years.</span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">Retarded persons are more brilliant than this loser.</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"><span style="color:#990000;">Jackass!</span> </span><center><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><span style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:17;"><span style="color:#7d1b7e;"></center></span></span><img src="http://www.xyrcncp.com/gallery/d/833-2/stoned_20cat.jpg" />CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-87537277679323367362009-02-05T17:37:00.008-06:002009-03-03T17:43:16.393-06:00WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE WORD THERE?<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">What ever happened to the word "there"? I woke up one day and the word there disappered from the English language. What happened to it? I notice on t.v. people interviewed on the news saying......."It was a big fire and it was too many flames to run in the house to save our stuff" Or "It was a lot of water. Our car got flooded and now half our house got flooded"..... Then there's "It was a lot of people at the concert in the park. Maybe over a thousand" I'm at a loss. When did this go into effect? I didn't get the memo. I didn't hear about it on the news. I didn't read about it in the newspaper. Perhaps it went to the same place the word all right went. I don't know.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;color:#000099;">If you know what happened to it? R.S.V.P. and Thanks</span>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-29223397402814745722009-02-04T17:25:00.002-06:002009-02-06T18:45:54.946-06:00TURNING THE BIG 5 OH.<span style="font-family:verdana;color:#6633ff;">Well it happened. I turned 50. I had a hell of a past few months but I'm much better now. I was not well. I was so unwell I thought I'd lose my mind. When you feel like shit and it doesn't get better, not only is it depressing it's stressful as well.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">I turned 50 somewhere between being in agony and getting a lot better.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">I'd prefer to not post the details but I got personal emails from a few bloggers with well wishes and I thank you for your thoughtfulness there.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">50 was not as traumatising as I thought it would be. But it still sucks. I had the best of dinners, and hit the club scene with 4 of my best peeps and then got presented with a gorgeous blue topaz ring (gargantuan sized) diamond cut in white gold. It's a masterpiece and only someone who really knows me could know my taste. (That statement is meant to be a jab to the blockheads who could never get it right) It's beautiful. I like large sized jewelry. I'm not into dainty piddly things. </span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">Will post again soon.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">Just wanted all to know I'm alive and well and planning to go to Manhattan soon.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">TTFN</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#6633ff;">ME-OW</span>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-17341796902416187462008-08-12T14:32:00.003-05:002008-08-12T19:42:09.738-05:00SPORTY DAWGS<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SKHlMmFApXI/AAAAAAAAAQY/8-mPp0MWkkM/s1600-h/B+ball+geek+dog.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SKHlMmFApXI/AAAAAAAAAQY/8-mPp0MWkkM/s400/B+ball+geek+dog.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SKHlMpvEoFI/AAAAAAAAAQg/7D7PIfZAIFc/s1600-h/Cub+fan.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SKHlMpvEoFI/AAAAAAAAAQg/7D7PIfZAIFc/s400/Cub+fan.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-91655039133635958822008-08-05T00:26:00.007-05:002008-08-05T21:28:35.599-05:00CHICAGO TORNADO OF 2008<center><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">I should have known when I saw the water in the toilet waivering back and fourth.<br />It was actually swaying wildly. Then I heard the sirens and washed my hands as fast as I've ever washed them in my life. I run to an office with a t.v. but before I turn it on, I see the sky's light up non stop. Continuous lightening lighting the Chicago downtown. I was afraid to touch the t.v.<br />The sirens rang louder and louder. Holy crap. I turned the t.v. on and heard that Wrigley Field was evacuating the people in the stands because we had a tornado hit the near north and downtown Chicago area. Then it went dead. The cable went out. Crap! I turned on a radio. Static. Well at least I'm in a hospital. If they call a code grey, I'm in the right place. I've got a two giant water coolers and a couple turkey with mayo sandwiches and fig newtons in the fridge. I don't ever remember a tornado in my life. At least not in the metro area. We've had nasty El Nino winds, but a bonafide funnel tornado, was a first. I hung out at the office until 10 to 10. It calmed down. I ventured out hating the still flashing skys. I walked to the train station. Flashing, and more flashing up there on the platform. I'm hating every second of the 8 minute wait for the train. I'm safe. I arrive at my stop and the bus is downstairs waiting for me. No rain. 10 minutes, I see the drops on the windows slowly starting. Then they got heavier and heavier. It came down like a giant wave. Water started to come into the bus immediately. It was pretty bad. I knew my umbrella and wind breaker would be futile in keeping me dry. I got off the bus 5 minutes later in the thunder, lightening and torrents and made a run for it. BANG! CRACK! BOOM! I was terrified but finally was home. In front of my sweet residential street, I saw destroyed branches of trees and flowers shredded and littering the streets and sidewalks. Soaking wet, I walked in the building's hallway leaving a foot trail. I took the shoes off at the front door. At least I had power to come home to. 20,000 weren't so lucky.<br /><br />I peeled off my skirt, socks, Mephisto's and top and just draped them over the tub and put the Mephisto's near a window cracked open a tad. Hopefully, they'll not be ruined. Now even though I will never ever have grandkids, it's a story I can tell my nieces, nephews and great nephews and nieces. My adventure out in the great Chicago tornado of "08.<br />My only concern now, is that we don't have any mysterious monsters wash up on our shores of Lake Michigan. Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!</span></strong></span></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-58803718503787500442008-08-03T20:42:00.005-05:002008-08-05T21:25:47.811-05:00MONTAUK MONSTER<center><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJZebxbIqcI/AAAAAAAAAPo/9LWt6d7gBI0/s1600-h/Montauk+Monster.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJZebxbIqcI/AAAAAAAAAPo/9LWt6d7gBI0/s400/Montauk+Monster.JPG" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align:center;margin:0px auto 10px;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJkKgt-TXMI/AAAAAAAAAPw/LYzIlrU1vAY/s1600-h/Monster+closeup.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJkKgt-TXMI/AAAAAAAAAPw/LYzIlrU1vAY/s400/Monster+closeup.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> </div><div style="text-align:center;margin:0px auto 10px;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJkKmKAkK3I/AAAAAAAAAP4/WkOAN__Q7lc/s1600-h/Creature+underbelly.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SJkKmKAkK3I/AAAAAAAAAP4/WkOAN__Q7lc/s400/Creature+underbelly.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> </div><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Maybe this is the </strong></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Chupacabra.</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong> Then again it could be the </strong></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Jersey Devil.</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong> It doesn't even look like it belongs on Earth. It looks like it came from </strong></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Thousand_Leagues_Under_the_Sea"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>20,000 Leagues Under the Sea</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong> or the </strong></span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_Triangle"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Bermuda Triangle.</strong></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong><br />I am glad I don't have a home in the Hamptons for the first time in my life. What a freaky thing!</strong></span></center><center><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;color:#6633ff;"><strong>Also what's freaky is that scientists say it's not from Earth. WTF?<br />I can't wait until they identify it's origins. I really hope it's not Earth. Anyway, here's Jeff Corwin's take on it.</strong></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IO_h65gZ0L0&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IO_h65gZ0L0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-44871504452258446202008-07-05T12:27:00.001-05:002008-07-12T17:24:41.221-05:00BURGLAR IN BROAD DAYLIGHT<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG-vB8_525I/AAAAAAAAAPI/KwsFD7aJWGs/s1600-h/Food+theif.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG-vB8_525I/AAAAAAAAAPI/KwsFD7aJWGs/s400/Food+theif.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><br /><center></center><div style="CLEAR: both; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://picasa.google.com/blogger/" target="ext"><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; BACKGROUND: 0% 50%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial" alt="Posted by Picasa" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/pbp.gif" align="middle" border="0" /></a></div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-27369089154278989452008-07-05T12:26:00.001-05:002008-07-05T12:30:44.265-05:00HEADLESS HITLER<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG-uz4f1asI/AAAAAAAAAPA/VxaisjyxTvA/s1600-h/Hitler.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG-uz4f1asI/AAAAAAAAAPA/VxaisjyxTvA/s400/Hitler.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br />I being an art lover, don't exactly feel so bad about the head of this wax figure being ripped off in Berlin. LOL They arrested a man for doing that. Can you believe it? This should have been encased behind glass. They should have known better. Now that's a dumb ass check for the Germans.<br />Click on title for full story.CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-53183923304398933052008-07-04T10:27:00.004-05:002008-07-12T17:50:45.820-05:00PREGNANT MAN GIVES BIRTH<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG5BVYLQImI/AAAAAAAAAO4/72reqnxhsgM/s1600-h/PREGNANT+MAN.JPG"><img alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG5BVYLQImI/AAAAAAAAAO4/72reqnxhsgM/s400/PREGNANT+MAN.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><center>He's an idiot and and exhibitionist. You ask why I say exhibitionist? Well he once was model and finalist in the Miss Hawaii competition. He is modeling as a pregnant man as seen in this photo. Soooooooooo that is why he is an EXHIBITIONIST.<br /></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-32661898044935358572008-07-04T10:17:00.004-05:002008-07-04T10:22:20.063-05:0070 YEAR OLD GRANDMA GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS<div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG4_BjKJikI/AAAAAAAAAOw/t3YugyP9ILM/s1600-h/Grandma.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SG4_BjKJikI/AAAAAAAAAOw/t3YugyP9ILM/s400/Grandma.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div> THEY'RE IDIOTS<div><br /></div><div> She's an idiot for putting herself and her babies' health in danger.</div><div> He's an idiot for not seeing any value in his daughters. </div><div> Frankly he's just an asshole.</div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-19978371380958160412008-06-21T10:05:00.004-05:002008-06-21T10:15:58.776-05:00CHICAGO "IT'S THE NEW AUSTRALIA"WE FIRST STARTED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR SMALL PETS WERE BEING EATEN BY MYSTERIOUS COYOTES. THEN WE STARTED TO FIND MOUNTAIN LIONS. ONE BEING IN THE VERY MIDDLE OF OUR METROPOLITAN NEIGHBORHOOD. NOW IT'S THE MIGHTHY OL' CRUSTY ALLIGATOR. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE LAND OF OZ.<br /><BR><br /><div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SF0YyUuB1II/AAAAAAAAAOA/JX4uk5XVl70/s1600-h/Alligator.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SF0YyUuB1II/AAAAAAAAAOA/JX4uk5XVl70/s320/Alligator.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-80894958350105983782008-05-27T08:45:00.001-05:002008-05-27T14:55:34.667-05:00SEPARATED AT BIRTH?These two chicks from different countries I swear look alike. Khandi Alexander our favorite M.E. on CSI Miami and Namrata Singh Gujral from the movie Americanizing Shelley.<br><br /><div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV5M1ufWvI/AAAAAAAAANA/a3oQgwIBg2s/s1600-h/Khandi.JPG"><img src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV5M1ufWvI/AAAAAAAAANA/a3oQgwIBg2s/s400/Khandi.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_" border="0" /></a> </div><br></br><br /><div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV5FlufWuI/AAAAAAAAAM4/m3Ikkj9IdTc/s1600-h/Namrata.jpg"><img src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV5FlufWuI/AAAAAAAAAM4/m3Ikkj9IdTc/s400/Namrata.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_" border="0" /></a> </div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-2740230206310516952008-05-22T08:52:00.003-05:002008-05-27T14:58:19.892-05:00WHO IS THIS FAT DUDE?<div style="margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV6hlufWwI/AAAAAAAAANI/bud7sQcv6Tg/s1600-h/Tom+Cruise+fat.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDV6hlufWwI/AAAAAAAAANI/bud7sQcv6Tg/s400/Tom+Cruise+fat.jpg" border="0" /></a> </div><br /><div style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It's Tom Cruise.<br /></div>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-91946301219933184562008-05-21T21:04:00.002-05:002008-05-27T14:57:56.439-05:00DAVID COOK WINSIt's about time a bonafide rocker wins idol.<br />I knew he'd win because of the phone results having been published on two web sites. I just love him and his creativity. What he did with Billie Jean, Lionel Ritchie's Hello, Parton's Little Sparrow and Eleanor Rigby was sheer genius. YouTube these great performances by typing "David Cook Rigby" or "David Cook Billie Jean", and you'll see what I mean. He's dope.<br /><div style="MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDTUzFufWpI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/TVvHWsKmsQ4/s1600-h/david+cook.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_S_hhRaPG6EQ/SDTUzFufWpI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/TVvHWsKmsQ4/s400/david+cook.JPG" border="0" /></a> </div><center><br /></center>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-76413907297568224342008-04-12T11:41:00.013-05:002008-06-11T01:43:08.714-05:00LISTMANIA<center><img src="http://www.tiefamedia.com/cat_gifs/images/more%20cat%20anims/cat26.gif" /></center><center></center><center></center><center><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;" ><strong>MY OWN LISTMANIA</strong></span></center><strong><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:Trebuchet MS;" ></span></strong><br /><center><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><strong>Best Male <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><u>Rock Voices</u></span> IMO</strong></span></center><center><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><strong>(Listed in age order)</strong></span></center><center><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><strong></strong></span></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">1. Roger Daltrey from The Who fame b. 3-1-44</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">2. Freddie Mercury of Queen b. 9-5-46 d. 11-24-91</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">3. David Bowie b. 1-8-47</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">4. Dennis De Young of Styx b. 2-18-47</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">5. Elton John b. 3-25-47</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">6. Robert Plant b. 8-20-48</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">7. Paul Rodgers (Bad Company,The Firm & Queen) b. 12-17-49</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">8. Rob Halford of Judas Priest fame b. 8-25-51</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">9. Geddy Lee of Rush fame b. 7-29-53</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">10. Kim Bendix Petersen of King Diamond b. 6-14-56</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">11. Prince b. 6-7-58</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">12. Bruce Dickenson of Iron Maiden b. 8-7-58</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">13. Geoff Tate of Queensrÿche fame b. 1-14-59</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">14. Axl Rose b. 2-6-62</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">15. Serj Tankian of System of a Down fame b.8-21-67</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">16. Chester Bennington of Linkin Park b. 3-20-76</span></strong></center><center><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:webdings;font-size:180%;" >i</span></strong></center><center><em><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It's not that I don't think Paul and John or Mick & Ian aren't great singers, but I'm talking spine tingling vocals, which usually include great falsettos and passion when they perform.<br /></span></em></center><center><em><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I'll always love Ozzy, Dio, Phil et alii, but..............Am I forgetting anyone?????<br /></span></em>Honorable mentions<br />Eddie Vetter<br />Billy Corgan &<br />Jim Morrison<br /></center><span style=";font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:17;" ><span style="color: rgb(125, 27, 126);"></span><span style="color: rgb(125, 27, 126);"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:17;" ><span style="color: rgb(125, 27, 126);"></span></span>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-75572875539417372182008-04-12T01:00:00.001-05:002008-04-12T14:16:26.126-05:00I'M STUNNED AT THE VOTE OFF!!!!<center><img src="http://www.tiefamedia.com/cat_gifs/images/more%20cat%20anims/cat26.gif" /> </center><center><span style="font-size:78%;"></span><br /></center><center><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#993300;"><strong>In case none of you knew, I've been watching Ameican Idol as of this season.</strong></span></center><center><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#993300;"><strong>I am also traumatised that the American people voted Michael Johns off of Idol.<br />He was fantastic. He has a great voice, presence and looks. He certainly wasn't better than Kristy, Syesha, Brooke or Jason.<br />Who were these people voting for Kristy, Syesha and Brooke? It doesn't matter though, because he'll be the one with the big singing career while they're still are doing their lounge lizard/cruise ship performances.<br />I was looking forward to seeing his next performance. </strong></span></center><center><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#993300;"><strong>Here he is in great form.</strong></span></center><center><br /><br /></center><span style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:17;"><span style="color:#7d1b7e;"></span><span style="color:#7d1b7e;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:17;"><span style="color:#7d1b7e;"></span></span><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A09VEyCVjJ0&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A09VEyCVjJ0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-10065214392715655772008-04-05T22:12:00.002-05:002008-04-05T22:14:45.594-05:00I LOVE THIS GUY<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHh0NdR5Jh0&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mHh0NdR5Jh0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><Br><br />His words are proudly spoken. I love him.<br /> <br />"Radical Islam has seen us for what we are, a soft touch. It sees that political correctness is like a drug that we just can't stop injecting, even though we know it's going to kill us. And they're taking full advantage of that. Turning our sense of fairness against us, and making us despise ourselves for one of our best qualities. And any concession made will be seen as a sign of weakness to be exploited further, because there is no dialogue with radical Islam. It doesn't want to be agreed with. It wants to be obeyed. It thinks it has the God-given right, aptly enough, to make the rules, not just for Muslims, but for everyone." <br /><br /> Is my favorite part.CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-40969191563500178402008-03-29T11:16:00.004-05:002008-03-29T11:21:44.749-05:00DUSTING. NOT ONLY A HOUSEHOLD EVENT.Another jaw dropping video. <img src="http://debates.coches.net/emo/90.gif" /> Who knew? I didn't.<br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RCTht3vQGUk&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RCTht3vQGUk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7888593.post-71101102587900708102008-03-29T09:45:00.006-05:002008-03-29T11:16:20.859-05:00HORRORS OF THE LEMON<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">By watching this video, your life will forever be altered....<br /><img src="http://debates.coches.net/emo/90.gif" /></span><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Dmcfcd9v24&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Dmcfcd9v24&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /></span>CatWomanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13638504238364458864noreply@blogger.com2