Get Your Lips Off of Me

What's up with guys at work who use the annual holiday party to kiss? My female friends who work for a major (fill in the blanks) company in Chicagoland were telling me about their touchy feely guy colleagues who use liquor as an excuse to grope and kiss and be all lovey dovey at their party. It's the same with me. Except for the groping. Thank God, I don't have disrespectful shits at my company. But what the hell is up with the smoochy types? I see these people every day and the minute I walk in the door of the banquet, they're kissing me hello like as if they hadn't seen me in months. And then of course goodbye. I don't get kissed again until New Years eve. Another excuse day. Then again when I leave for my vacation.
Do they think I'm not coming back? What's up with all the kissing? Is kissing and hugging back in? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a cold fish, but some of these people are not my friends. If they were I would not mind the kiss. And for those colleagues who read this, you are my friend and I didn't mind your kisses. And you know who I'm talking about. So just shut up about this post and grin to yourself.
Love and kisses
ME-OW