DO NOT

Ladies DO NOT	Men DO NOT
Wear unhemmed slacks	Wear unhemmed trousers
Wear old styles. Update your clothing	Wear old styles. Update your clothing
Wear old beaten up shoes	Wear old beaten up shoes
Wear old coats. Update your jackets	Wear old coats. Update your jackets
Wear old glasses. Update your eyewear	Wear old glasses. Update your eyewear
Wear shiny polyester anything!	Wear shiny polyester anything!
Wear wrinkled clothing	Wear wrinkled clothing
Wear unkempt hair	Wear unkempt hair
Check out other men in front of your significant other	Check out other women in front of your significant other
Argue in public	Argue in public
Ask a guy to take you to the most expensive restaurant on your first date	On a first date, take a woman anywhere that there are buffalo wings on the menu
Make out in public	Make out in public
Be so dismissive when you're with your girls at a bar. Someone good may be looking your way!!!!!!!!!	Use cliche pick up lines, because they just don't work anymore and you just sound like a dork!!!!!!!!
Buy your boyfriend a stuffed animal	Buy women stuffed animals
Ask your boyfriend to buy you something	Buy us anymore silver jewelry
Buy guys clothes for major events. If you do, make sure you throw in a gadget or something cool with it	Buy us a bottle of the cologne we use, because, we'll want something different when we've used it up
Wear sweats anywhere except to work out - because they look apalling	Wear sweats anywhere except to work out - because they look apalling
Wear clothes that don't fit	Wear clothes that don't fit
Stalk boyfriends on their cell phones	Stalk girlfriends on their cell phones
Get Courtney Love drunk on your date	Get Robert Downey Jr high on your date
Eat spicy - stinky foods without mints	Eat spicy - stinky foods without mints
Make comments and remarks about his ex	Make comments and remarks about her ex
Talk about your illnesses - they don't care and don't want to hear it	Waste too much time talking about how this and that is too expensive
When you're out shopping with your guy, don't ask him, "does my butt look big?" because if you don't know by now, you're an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!	Expect us to sit and pine for you anymore. Cause as of Y2K, we don't do it anymore! We just move right on by, with someone new.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!