Today before work, I stopped in the cafeteria for my bagel and a schmeer. I mashed them into the toaster slots and pressed the lever.
After a couple of minutes, I had the usual problem of trying to pry out the larger half. I looked at one of the workers who was standing around and jokingly said, "You guys ought to supply some wooden chopsticks, so we can fish these bagels out of here." Do you know what the dipshit did? He handed me a pair of METAL tongs! I couldn't help it. I said, "OH NICE! METAL. Sure will make a GREAT ELECTROCUTION!" He just pursed his lips and turned his heel and walked into the kitchen. My God, are there really really that many complete idiots out there?
Well, I got summoned for jury duty next month. SUX!So I have to find the perfect Goth outfit for this occasion.Decisions decisions........Do I do the tough Goth look or doI do the sexy vixen Goth thing (so I can show all the lawyersand judges my tattoos) or Do I do the Goth secretary look???Send me your vote......
Photo by UrineAmericaOh by the way.......Did I mention, I don't normally dress GOTH????EDIT
So I go to jury duty and I'm dressed in black with a long (to the ankle) black jacket. I've got black eye make up and look like a vamp from a 1920's movie. White face and lipstick so deep red it looks black. Fake black eyelashes to enhance the darkness of my eyes. I'm scary. I get off at the California station "L" stop with two elderly women and I'm walking behind them, I couldn't help notice one of them looking over her shoulders at me. They probably thought I was going to whack them or pick their pockets. LOL I'm giggling to myself. So at the courthouse, a couple hours pass. Then they call my number. AW PISS! I say. So we go into a room, they take a mini roll call and dismiss me. Cool beans! I'm excited. We go to lunch and come back and I never hear another thing. They gave me a check for 17 bucks and I'm free. I go downtown and spend almost that much on some lipstick.
