My colleague is hilarious. I was joking around and said to her, "boy, when I die and come back, I'm going to be a public school teacher. They get all these days off during the year plus the whole summer." She replied, "when I die, I don't wanna come back as nothin' or no one! I'm tired!". I almost fell out of my chair. That was the funniest dialogue I've had with someone all year. OMG. I couldn't stop laughing.