Sunday, October 21, 2007

3rd Graders

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck off!,' the rottweiler ate him!"

6 comments:

Deb said...

Oh, how precious!
(snort)

Henry North London said...

Interesting...

M- Filer said...

out of the mouths of babes...that was too fucking cute.

Hey...Who are you for Halloween this year?

CatWoman said...

D.
R U kidding me???????????

I AM CATWOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be in full Julie Newmar style regalia at the hospital next Wednesday.

Gledwood said...

Aww what a beautiful doggie for a catwoman hahar!!

What you saying you're "addicted" to that 24 crap. Darling that is like crystal meth... a substandard experience.. you wanna try the real crack: Ugly Betty.

No I'm just kidding~

I despaired so much last "season" I gave up television all together... yet again...

can you blame me

well lovely portrait, lovely blog... come chez moi if you wish... HEY! you got my clock, I notice
ho-hummmmm
take it E.Z.

Gleds
"vol 2."...

M- Filer said...

I had a feeling you would say that. Me too. My boots just arrived Fed EX.