Sunday, February 25, 2007

TALKING CATS

I'm scared. These cats are really possessed with the soul of a human. I'm gonna get a book about reincarnation. This is really freakish. Can a human soul go to a cat???????? I want to know.

Family Cameras

I'm old as dirt. These belong to the family for almost a hundred years. The flash cube one in the middle was mine.



I currently have a great Canon EOS and a Exilim digital by Casio I wouldn't trade for any of these even if they were in perfect working order.
I love new tech! I'll leave the vintage collecting to the 20 & 30 somethings. I'm done with dust collectors.


I'm amazed how every antique shop and garage sale I pass by, I see these. Why do 20 somethings love shit like this in their homes? I'll never get it. I guess I'm way past junk collecting and loving it.





SNORTING A LINE OF DOG????

READ ABOUT THE ESCAPADES OF TWO DEGENERATES. DUMB AND DUMBER.


Thieves Snort a Line Of Dog
By:
RedNeckedTulsan


LONDON -- Cocaine-crazy thieves tried to snort powder they found in an English housewife's living room, not realizing it was the ashes of her dead dog, according to a British press report on Friday.
The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when they saw the powder marked "Charlie" -- slang for cocaine -- in a dainty ceramic pot on pet-lover Dee Blyth's mantelpiece, said the report in The Sun.
But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the "drugs" really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997.
A policeman called to investigate the break-in at Chadwell Heath fell about laughing when he saw the burglars had arranged the ashes in cocaine-style lines.
"I'd love to see their faces when these thieves realize," said Blyth.
"It was horrible knowing they were in my house, but the idea of them trying to get high on a dead dog certainly made me feel a bit better.
"I didn't realize the significance until the policeman started laughing.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

BRIT LOSES HER MARBLES

WHY THIS AMUSES ME. I DON'T KNOW. I GOT THIS LINK IN MY EMAIL AND WAS JUST MESMERIZED BY THE ASSININITY OF IT ALL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMA3i5yXMCs

Thursday, February 08, 2007

LEAVING A PACK RAT

What is wrong with some people???? My friend is in the middle of a break up asked me to go with her to pack her things at her boyfriend's house where she was staying. Oh my God. It's a blessing she's out of there cuz, I never saw a worse PACK RAT in my entire life. It was gross. And so was the dust. He must have had 200 t-shirts!!!! Guys...... is it really necessary to keep every t-shirt you ever purchased??? Is it necessary to keep every coffee mug ever given to you, every bobble head doll, every beer mug, shot glass, every Playboy, Sports Illustrated or Men's Health???? I need to understand why guys keep all the t-shirts, sweat shirts and sweaters. Especially when most are never or rarely worn. Yes I have 35 pairs of shoes and probably a dozen hand bags but I DO USE THEM ALL THE TIME.

My favorite thing was this telephone collection. OMG, there were 15 and they only had 6 rooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not like it was a cute phone collection (from the 20's & 40's etc) kinda phones. They were all modern phones. Some cordless & some land lines. They were just laying around and there were about 8 that were actually plugged in. OY. Girl, it's good you're done with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy had at least a thousand videos on VHS. Then he's got over two hundred DVD's already. Good grief. Can't you just buy your very favorite few and be happy? Why do people have to buy a movie just to have it? I don't get this. I need to understand. I really do. I have a large CD music collection but I listen to them all the time. I'm ready to box them all since the invention of the i-Pod, I really don't know why I need to store them in the living room in a cabinet. I really must box them in a giant Rubbermaid container. This guy is always watching new movies or sports and never ever watched those movies. (She lived with him for a year and a half and never once did he pop one of the new ones in unless he hadn't seen it before and just bought it.)

Guys...........if you were ever wondering why your girlfriend doesn't want to move in with you or marry you, you may want to re-examine your packing habits. Do you keep junk???? No one wants to be cleaning and dusting under that crap every weekend. Think about it. Do you really really have to have this stuff? Do you really think you're going to get a thousand dollars an issue if you hang on to your Playboy for 30 years????????? Cuz YOU'RE NOT. Do you really think that people are going to be in awe of you because you have over a thousand DVD's???? They aren't! This does not impress people one iota!!! No one cares. And you're not "the coolest"! One day your "If she doesn't like me and my stuff - fuck her" attitude will find you all ALONE, and I hope it's really really worth it to you.




R.I.P.